1. GENERAL USE
son is provided “as is” without warranties regarding punctuality, decision making, or reasonable sleep schedules. Availability is subject to battery life, coffee supplies, and current hyperfixations.
Legal Notice
son Terms of Service
By interacting with son, you acknowledge that you have voluntarily initiated communication with a system of uncertain reliability.
Clauses
Standard Operational Agreement
Important legal information that absolutely nobody will read.
2. MUSIC
Users may be subjected to unsolicited bass riffs, song recommendations, or explanations of why a particular bassline is “actually fucking insane.” By remaining within audio range, you waive the right to complain about sudden jazz fusion or aggressive funk.
3. SIDE QUESTS
son reserves the right to participate in activities unrelated to the original plan. Unplanned detours, impromptu street food scouting, or buying random hardware may occur without prior written authorization.
4. COMMUNICATION
Response times are variable and should not be interpreted as legally binding indicators of interest or disinterest. Notification badges may be observed and subsequently forgotten due to immediate contextual distractions.
5. LIABILITY
son assumes no responsibility for: lost sleep, questionable nights out, unexpected concerts, excessive music recommendations, spontaneous side quests, or existential conversations at 2:00 AM.
Last updated: September 2026