son-001Won't Fix
Financial responsibility may decrease near musical instrument stores.
When entering or browsing musical instrument retailers, budgetary safeguards are bypassed.
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10 issues shown for All.
son-002Known Issue
May begin explaining bass equipment without being asked.
Unsolicited lectures regarding pickups, preamps, and string gauges occur spontaneously.
son-003Working as Intended
Unexpected side quests occur during normal operation.
Direct linear plans often branch into multi-hour unplanned detours.
son-004Investigating
Response time varies dramatically depending on notification visibility.
Latency ranges from 3 seconds to 3 business days without apparent pattern.
son-005Backlog
Sleep scheduling module behaves unpredictably.
Internal clock frequently attempts midnight productivity sprints.
son-006Recurring
May purchase unnecessary objects because “it looked cool.”
Aesthetic appeal overrides utility evaluations in point-of-sale environments.
son-007Monitoring
Overconfidence occasionally exceeds recommended operating parameters.
May accept ambitious side quests prior to assessing time constraints.
son-008Working as Intended
System may spontaneously begin discussing extremely specific topics.
Triggers include UI micro-interactions, bass tone history, and Vietnam road trips.
son-009Won't Fix
Can become emotionally attached to musical equipment.
Equipment is treated as team members rather than depreciable assets.
son-010Cannot Reproduce
User reports indicate excessive use of the word “bro.”
Development team claims this is simply native vocabulary and cannot be isolated.